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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Nov 3, 2009 7:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

I prefer the Joe's Garage version

L Ron Hoover's First Church of Appliantology

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/A_Token_Of_My_Extreme

JOE:
Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find when ya go!

(And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks the answer to his problem.)

JOE:
Oh oh oh, Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?

L. RON HOOVER:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

JOE:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a color T. V.

L. RON HOOVER:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?

JOE:
Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?

L. RON HOOVER:
No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET
And you will have a lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there n' get you one

JOE:
Well...that seems simple enough...

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Poster: buscameby Date: Nov 3, 2009 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

"but I got the crystal ball"

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?

*S*